i love being called lady by people like when kids are in ur way and they’re parents say “let this lady pass” it’s like heck yeah im a lady
when you make a joke and everyone laughs
no mom, I can’t make my bed, I’m too busy being a wicked cool bad ass rebel punk also can you make me a grilled cheese
is this a freakshow spoiler?
The hardest thing about realizing you don’t love me, is that you spent so much time pretending that you did.
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing