vegay:

i love being called lady by people like when kids are in ur way and they’re parents say “let this lady pass” it’s like heck yeah im a lady

dewgongo:

when you make a joke and everyone laughs
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nippled:

no mom, I can’t make my bed, I’m too busy being a wicked cool bad ass rebel punk also can you make me a grilled cheese

donnacabonna:

is this a freakshow spoiler?

donnacabonna:

is this a freakshow spoiler?

confirmance:

The hardest thing about realizing you don’t love me, is that you spent so much time pretending that you did.

grumpysalmon:

nerd-mentality:

absentions:

And if you’re still up at 4 a.m.,

you are in love or lonely,

and I don’t know which one is worse.

Wow

im looking up dragon ball z trivia

painfullysane:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

bruh my phone is always in my damn hand if u think im ignoring you i am

loser-fish:

Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing

gwenstafani:

giannigaga:

oqvpo:

Versace Jeans Couture by: Richard Avedon (1995)

Azealia Banks by: Jordan Snider (2011)