Gf: babe come over
Me: I'm eating garlic bread
Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese

mcdonaldsstaff:

people who scream when they see their friends at school

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jeauxlyne:

Steal the look!

Gucci Cupcake Top - $345.89
Justice! Flare Jeans - $23.99
Dolce & Gabbana Hair Scrunchies - $876.44
Heely’s - $133.21

jeauxlyne:

Steal the look!

Gucci Cupcake Top - $345.89

Justice! Flare Jeans - $23.99

Dolce & Gabbana Hair Scrunchies - $876.44

Heely’s - $133.21

gay8:

there is a 42069% chance there is an immature joke hidden in this post

tastefullyoffensive:

[cairosmith]
ivegotabanana:

kittiezandtittiez:

Dad’s adopted

Mom’s DNA Game is STRONG. 

ivegotabanana:

kittiezandtittiez:

Dad’s adopted

Mom’s DNA Game is STRONG.Β 

stability:

my hobbies include staying up until 2am for no reason and being exhausted the next day